The Letter (2012, dir:
Jay Anania; cast: Winona Ryder, Josh Hamilton, James Franco)
The
Letter is a mess. No real story, just a collection of confused
and confusing, disjointed scenes. What was writer/director Jay
Anania not thinking?
As with many film disasters, the distributor has no idea how
to sell it. They even tried to market it as a horror film. In
addition to a misleading trailer (see below) the tagline read:
"She thought she saw a devil."
(Hell
Cab was a similar bait & switch -- a dreary indie film falsely marketed as horror.).
In
The
Letter, Martine (Winona Ryder) is directing actors in an
unfinished play. She's still writing the play during these
rehearsals, changing things day to day. New scenes, new dialog.
She calls it "workshopping."
Martine also appears to be going insane, so we can't really know
what's happening. How much is in her mind? What's real and what's not? Has
she been drugged? Or not? Many possibilities are suggested, but we
never really learn any answers. I suppose that's meant to be
profound?
The Letter has many closeups, and even extreme closeups,
of its cast. (The film's working title was The Stare.) Yes,
Winona Ryder looks lovely in her closeups. If you want a
collection of Ryder images for your screensaver, then this is the
DVD for you. But if you want a film that's entertaining, or even
coherent, you must look elsewhere.
As in many of her past films, Ryder: 1. does voiceovers, 2. plays
a writer, 3. plays a fragile crazy girl.
Ever since
Girl, Interrupted, Ryder's too
often been typecast as The Fragile Crazy Girl. She can be
excellent when playing something else. I especially loved her as
the fragile devil hunter in Lost Souls.
But she isn't given a chance to play non-crazy often enough.
And what an awful title --
The Letter. So generic.
As of 2021, the IMDB lists
200 films and TV shows with the title The Letter.
Nightmares is a gory horror film -- but what's really scary is
that (according to the IMDB)
The Letter's writer/director
"Jay
Anania heads the directing program at the graduate film school at
New York University and is one of James Franco's teachers."
Franco co-stars in
The Letter. I guess Anania used his NYU film
school contacts to get this film made, but based on this sample of
his filmmaking skills, NYU should fire him and refund his
students' tuition fees.
.
The Letter
also reminds me of the Nightmare (not
to be confused with the above Australian slasher film). Similar to
The Letter,
this Nightmare is about a film student
who's rewriting his student project as he films it, while
simultaneously appears to be going insane. And like
The Letter,
Nightmare ends up a confusing mess
where we no longer know what's real, or in his mind, or who knows
what.
Note to filmmakers: Just because your film is confusing does not
mean it's profound.
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