Penetration Angst (2003,
aka Angst, dir:
Wolfgang Buld; script: Wolfgang Buld; cast:
Fiona Horsey, Paul Conway, Philip Hayden)
Penetration
Angst begins with a promising premise. Whenever Helen
(Fiona Horsey) has sex with a man, her vagina devours him. Or
something like that. We can't be sure because the special effects
... well, there aren't any. We see a man copulating with Helen.
Then the entire image twirls in a sort of whirlpool effect. Then
the man is gone.
We're supposed to believe that Helen's vagina has
devoured him. I guess twirling the onscreen image qualifies as a
sort of visual effect, but even so, this film requires much
suspension of disbelief.
Despite its premise,
Angst is a surprisingly boring film. The script is
poorly written, meandering about from incident to incident, with
little structure or suspense. Scenes that ought to thrill ... just
lay there.
Angst looks like something created by first-time
filmmakers on a consumer camcorder. Their ineptitude drains all
the tension from the scenes.
Production values are poor overall. Lighting is flat, as in a porn
film. (Angst
is as much soft-core porn as horror). Horsey, and the rest of the
cast, over-act. Lots of screaming and hysterics.
Fiona Horsey has been called a "scream queen" on DVD boxes, but
I'm not sure that's justifiable. A scream queen? That
implies some sort of prominence among horror actresses. Yet
Horsey's horror oeuvre consists mostly of three
micro-budgeted films (well, they look micro-budgeted),
shot in Britain between 2003 and 2006, all directed by Wolfgang
Buld. Then no horror until 2019's
The Banished.
Judging from Horsey's IMDb page, it seems that most of her work is
as a television actress and singer on Columbian TV. I assume that
she is a native Columbian, though you wouldn't know it from her
accentless English.
Of course, considering
Angst's premise, one would expect Horsey to strip nude,
and she does not disappoint. Indeed, she strips in all three
of her early Buld collaborations. (And in Buld's much later,
non-horror
Sea of Lies.) One Amazon reviewer called Horsey "amazingly
beautiful" and "one hell of an actress." She is
attractive, somewhat resembling
Parker Posey, but is less talented as an actress. (Horsey is
the more talented singer.)
Angst's voracious vagina conceit is not original. Edo
Van Belkom's used it for his 2001 novel, Teeth
and
Grim Prairie Tales used it a decade earlier.
Marla Mae is its most recent
incarnation.
Consumer Tip: As of this writing, it appears that
Angst is difficult to obtain on single DVD. But you might
still be able to find it -- along with Horsey's other two
early 2000s Buld collaborations -- on the
Blood Bath - 12 Movie Collection. A dozen horror films, almost
all micro-budgeted and ineptly made, but at least a few are
watchable.
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