The Area 51 Incident (2022, director:
Rhy Frake-Waterfield; script:
Scott Jeffrey, Tom Jolliffe;
cast: Megan Purvis, Scott Jeffrey, Toby Wynn-Davies, Craig David Dowsett)
There
is a certain subgenre of sci-fi horror. A group of scientists and
military are isolated in an underground (or outer space) facility.
An alien or monster or android goes on a killing spree. The people
bicker, and flirt, and gripe, then skulk off into darkened
corridors for the monster to pick them off.
Shadowzone and
Xtro II: The Second Encounter are two such films.
The Area 51 Incident is yet
another.
Doug (Toby Wynn-Davies) is head scientist at Area 51. He's
investigating a space portal that leads to a planet several
hundred light years away. That's why Area 51 was built at its
location.
I'm not sure where that is. The film's marketing claims it's at "the
infamous Area 51." An early scene does indeed say "Area 51." Yet
everyone has a thick British accent. Doug refers to "Unit 51" and
then later to "the British Area 51." Later, a radio news reporter
says that creatures are overrunning "the state." I don't think
Britain has "states," so are we in the U.S.?
Perhaps the producers weren't sure whether to set the film in the
U.S. (with its "famous" Area 51), or, because of all the accents,
just fess up that we're in Britain. And maybe they kept changing
their minds, and rewriting the script, during filming.
Anyway, tonight's the night that Doug's scientist son Trent (Scott
Jeffrey), and scientist Jenny (Megan Purvis), come to visit. It's
also the night the portal is finally opened.
A half dozen people in white lab coats, and a half dozen in
camouflage and holding guns, stand about the lab. What the armed
soldiers are for, I don't know. I never see them guarding labs in
science documentaries, but they're always there in horror films.
Like they
know they're in a horror film.
Not that it helps. Once the portal opens, hundreds of CGI monsters,
looking vaguely like the spawn of a dinosaur and the creature from
Alien, rush out and chomp down the humans. No curiosity, no
attempts to communicate or form cultural exchanges. Damn aliens.
Pretty much everyone dies, aside from our three heroes, who escape
to an underground military base. They pick up three nightclub
patrons along the way. One of them is already infected by the
alien.
Yes, like the creature in
Alien, these monsters reproduce by inserting their -- eggs?
-- into the mouths of humans. No elaborate facial grasp. Being
low-budget aliens, they merely vomit red bile into their
victims' mouths. (However did they reproduce before they had a
space portal to Earth? Which they apparently built, though
they carry no technology on their naked, scaly green bodies.)
The military base has all of three soldiers,
slovenly and unkempt. There's some human drama. Jenny wants
to go out looking for her parents. And so Doug leaves with two
soldiers to save Jenny's folks. (Shouldn't the soldiers'
priority be the
hundreds of creatures out there right now, genociding Merry
Olde England?)
After they've left, the remaining soldier, a sergeant (Craig
David Dowsett), says, "Don't worry, I sent them with two
of my best men." Well, your only men, actually.
As in many formulaic, low-budget efforts, the characters are broadly
drawn, their emotions and actions shifting
according to the needs of the plot (rather than staying consistent
to the character or appropriate to the situation). The two female club
goers are unnecessarily obnoxious (maybe to show us that they're
"strong women"?). Many characters make ridiculous decisions, putting
their lives at risk for the silliest of reasons. Especially the
soldier who was safely hidden from the monster, which might have
passed. Only then the soldier lit a flare and taunted the monster.
Why?
The body count is high, though much of the killing is offscreen. A
splash of blood, or creative use of shadows. The military base looks
like any large building's basement. The CGI monsters look CGI, but
they get the job done. It shouldn't be a problem if one
suspends disbelief.
The final scene is nicely composed and surprises us with a quickie
final battle for Earth's survival. Megan Purvis (It
Came from Below) is the film's standout performance, infusing
Jenny with some emotional depth.
The Area 51 Incident is like a lot
of other films, but it's enjoyable enough if you're in the mood for
this subgenre.
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